Naughty Limericks Contest Winners

First Place Winner

C. Michael Kelly

THE SCIENTIST, THE LOVER

Renowned herpetologist Jake

As a lover did not need to fake.

For he had no compunction

About reptile dysfunction

When it came to his pet trouser snake.

Second Place Winner

Jennifer Cornforth

THE SEA CAPTAIN

She cried when the captain set sail,

His great ship disappeared in the gale,

She'd pine for his kiss,

But the thing she'd most miss,

Was that move that he did to her tail.

Third Place Winner

Troy Seate

THE GIRL FROM MANTISES

There once was a girl from Mantises

who had breasts of two different sizes.

One was so small it was nothing at all,

but the other was large and won prizes