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Naughty Limericks Contest Winners
First Place Winner
C. Michael Kelly
THE SCIENTIST, THE LOVER
Renowned herpetologist Jake
As a lover did not need to fake.
For he had no compunction
About reptile dysfunction
When it came to his pet trouser snake.
Second Place Winner
Jennifer Cornforth
THE SEA CAPTAIN
She cried when the captain set sail,
His great ship disappeared in the
gale,
She'd pine for his kiss,
But the thing she'd most miss,
Was that move that he did to her tail.
Third Place Winner
Troy Seate
THE GIRL FROM MANTISES
There once was a girl from Mantises
who had breasts of two different
sizes.
One was so small it was nothing at
all,
but the other was large and won prizes
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