A week later, just when
Tabitha’s embarrassment had
all but been forgotten, and
her public plea for a spouse
left behind, the phone rang.
She was two steps out the
door and almost let the
machine grab it when
curiosity killed her better
judgment.
“Hello?” She fumbled for her
keys and snatched the
receiver after a couple of
rings.
The only thing she heard was
a deep, almost dark voice.
“I’m hunky by some
standards, gorgeous by
others, and I’m interested
if you’re buying dinner.”
“Who is this?” She would
have laughed if she wasn’t
agitated that she’d raced
back inside to grab a call
from an obvious prankster.
She was irritated that she’d
even stopped to pick up the
phone. Her pending work-out
trumped buying a meal for a
complete stranger. That’s
when it hit her. The man on
the other end was calling
because he’d obviously read
the want-ad she’d placed.
So the fun begins.
“I’m Lamar, and I was
reading your advertisement
for a husband and thought
I’d give you a call.” His
labored breathing came
through in an exasperated
plea of desperation.
“Oh, you must have the wrong
number. I’m not looking for
a significant other.” She
cursed herself, Mary, Donna,
and the damn paper for
printing such nonsense in
the first place. Damn it
to hell! What have I done?
“You’re not? Well, this
paper in front of me states
something entirely
different.” He chuckled
dryly.
Tabitha could feel her face
heating by the second. It
was out, and on the other
end of the phone was caller
number one. Fabulous,
fantastic, why the hell did
I answer the phone? “You
must be mistaken. Good-bye.”
She quickly hung up. If she
was going to talk to someone
about becoming her future
mate, she certainly didn’t
plan to jump at the chance
to buy the guy dinner.
As soon as she replaced the
receiver, she felt guilty
for being so rude. When the
phone rang again, she
answered apologetically.
“Look, I’m sorry if I seemed
dismissive, but if I wanted
to buy a man’s meal, I
assure you I wouldn’t have
placed a public
announcement. I work with
plenty of attractive men and
can buy any number of them a
meal.”
There wasn’t any noise on
the other end.
“Hello? Is anyone there?”
“Well, how about starting
with me? I’d love to take
you up on that offer.” His
voice held a mischievous
ring in every word spoken.
Oh shit. Oh no. It’s
Vince from the office. Why
was he calling? It was
Saturday for crying out
loud! He should’ve been
dangling around a buxom
blonde or something.
“Tabitha, are you still
there?” His light laughter
told her he knew damn well
she was there.
“Yes.” She cleared her
throat. “Hi, Vince, I had a
prank caller and I just—"